If you ever want to make a scary movie or want to be in one,etc, follow the rules below to that all scary movies abide by.
1:When the killer is in the house, hide under the bed, strangely, he doesn’t look there.
2:Make sure the car is low on fuel or is about to break down, that way, you end up in the middle of nowhere and you and your friends get picked off one by one.
3:Explore a haunted house or stay in one, that way, ghost and monsters will scare the crap out of you and eventually grow bored of doing that so they just kill you.
4: Make sure you left someone or something in the woods where you just escaped the killer, that way, when you go back, you’ll die.
5:When you hear strange noises coming from your closet or a room, don’t listen to your instincts, go in and get killed.
6:Make sure your car is very hard to start. That way, it gives the killer time to reach you, but at the last possible second, start the car and get the heck out of there!Although, some movies the car starts and it’s a little too late, the guy dies anyway.
7:Be one of the stupid heroes in the story and face the killer or monster to give your friends time to escape. There’s a 1% chance you’ll live.SUICIDE!
8:Think that the killer or monster is dead at the end of the movie, then get killed at the last possible second before the credits start to roll.
9:Make sure the monster is super scary, that way, you can give little kids nightmares and traumatize them so they are scared of the dark.(That’s me.Thanks to a scary movie that says if you turn off all the lights at night, monsters will come and eat you.)
10:Make sure at the end of the movie that only one person lives, then at the last possible second do what it says in Rule #8.
11:Go into a haunted forest where it says a ghost goes around and kills people and try to catch her on film. See Blair Witch Project. Strangely, it’s based on actual events. Stupid teens go into the forest, shooting a film, and never return.Well, I’ll be sure NOT to go there!
12:Steal something very valuable from an ancient cave,tomb, etc.,and wait patiently for a monster or ghost to come and kill you and take back what’s theirs.
