Whether you’re playing a video game or making one, you must follow these rules.

Rule# 1:You’re game must have lava in it. All video games have lava in it for some reason. Don’t break tradition.

Rule#2:Strategy guides are for noobs! If you need one just to beat a level there is something wrong with you!Although, it is acceptable if you have played the game for awhile and you are totally stuck, then you can go and buy a strategy guide. Don’t buy a strategy guide and the game at the same time. That’s totally noobish.

Rule# 3:Be sure you know what kind of game you’re buying. You could buy a totally sucky game that you hate, like Sonic. Burn!

Rule#4: Check Gameinformer, IGN, Gamespot, and all other sources of gaming before buying a video game. Read their ratings of the game so you won’t buy a game with a crappy rating.

Rule#5:You if dare even think about making another Final Fantasy game I’m going to slap you upside the head. 50 Final Fantasy games are enough I think.

Rule#6:You’ve gone too far if you have made a Hannah Montana video game. It’s time to take it to the streets. Oh wait, they already have. I’ll be back in a minute.

(couple of hours later)

The deed is done, let’s get this wrapped up.

Rule#7:Be sure you check before you even think about buying a movie-based game. 99.9% of the time the game sucks. Although, I highly recommend you play King Kong, The Haunted Mansion,and guess that’s it.

Rule#8:If you’re looking for a good game may I recommend SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL! Can I get a Woot-Woot!

Rule #9:Don’t get addicted to video games, movies, etc. No one wants to see you dress up like Final Fantasy characters. Or want to see you wearing a cape and a lightsaber.Uhm…..wonder who that is?

Rule#10:Don’t make a game with lives in it. That style is dead now. Infinite lives are the craze now!Woo infinite lives!