Sacred Rules of Video Games
Whether you’re playing a video game or making one, you must follow these rules.
Rule# 1:You’re game must have lava in it. All video games have lava in it for some reason. Don’t break tradition.
Rule#2:Strategy guides are for noobs! If you need one just to beat a level there is something wrong with you!Although, it is acceptable if you have played the game for awhile and you are totally stuck, then you can go and buy a strategy guide. Don’t buy a strategy guide and the game at the same time. That’s totally noobish.
Rule# 3:Be sure you know what kind of game you’re buying. You could buy a totally sucky game that you hate, like Sonic. Burn!
Rule#4: Check Gameinformer, IGN, Gamespot, and all other sources of gaming before buying a video game. Read their ratings of the game so you won’t buy a game with a crappy rating.
Rule#5:You if dare even think about making another Final Fantasy game I’m going to slap you upside the head. 50 Final Fantasy games are enough I think.
Rule#6:You’ve gone too far if you have made a Hannah Montana video game. It’s time to take it to the streets. Oh wait, they already have. I’ll be back in a minute.
(couple of hours later)
The deed is done, let’s get this wrapped up.
Rule#7:Be sure you check before you even think about buying a movie-based game. 99.9% of the time the game sucks. Although, I highly recommend you play King Kong, The Haunted Mansion,and guess that’s it.
Rule#8:If you’re looking for a good game may I recommend SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL! Can I get a Woot-Woot!
Rule #9:Don’t get addicted to video games, movies, etc. No one wants to see you dress up like Final Fantasy characters. Or want to see you wearing a cape and a lightsaber.Uhm…..wonder who that is?
Rule#10:Don’t make a game with lives in it. That style is dead now. Infinite lives are the craze now!Woo infinite lives!
Who do you think will be a good president?Barack Obama or Hilary Clinton? Personally, I think Barack Obama will be a better one. He’s a good guy and doesn’t fight dirty. Hilary, on the other hand, has used every dirty trick in the book to try to get people to vote for her. Watch the news and you’ll see. Anyway, Hilary has already showed her true side. I don’t want a president like her, conniving and underhanded.Besides, look at her smile, it creeps me out. She like thinking,”I will enslave humanity.Then I will make a National Let’s Talk About Our Feelings Day.”
