Predator vs X-Men Part 3

Made-Up Monk Episodes

These are some Monk episodes I thought up. Would make some great episodes.Mr. Monk and the Late Fee- Monk has never had anything overdue or late, until he forgets to return a movie in time. The next day, the guy at the movie store is murdered.

Mr.Monk Goes to Hollywood-Mr.Monk decides to take a small vacation from crime solving with Natalie, the Captain, and Randy. So they go to Hollywood. That’s when they find an actress murdered. So it looks like Monk isn’t on vacation after all.

MVAVP- (Monk vs Alien vs Predator)- a nerd is murdered at local sci-fi convention. Eyewitnesses say that is was two people dressed in an alien and predator costumes. Monk must go undercover as a nerd and solve the murder.

Mr. Monk meets Tony Shalhoub-Monk meets the famous actor Tony Shalhoub, who is playing Monk in a soon to be show called Monk.

Mr.Monk and the Lord of the Disorder-It’s time to enter Monk’s dreams. He dreams of a Earth that is on the brink of war with the evil lord Harold Krenshaw, who will control the world and transform it with his twisted ways of cleanliness. A fellowship is formed to take down Harold. Dr. Kroger the wizard, Stollemeyer the Ranger, Monk the special hobbit, Natalie the elf, and Randy the dwarf.

Britain’s Most Insane Laws!

Who says America is the dumbest country in the world?Read these laws from Britian.(Note, these are real laws.)

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman’s helmet

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen

8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow

Sacred Rules of the Restraunt

When going out to eat be sure to follow these tips so you won’t regret it when you’re throwing up or worse after eating something bad.

1. Most important rule. Never eat at a place with a health record below 90. Guess we can’t eat the school lunch anymore.

2. If you are going to a fast-food place watch the employees carefully. See if they wear gloves, hairnets, or wash their hands. If they don’t, get out of there!

3. Glance at the kitchen floor and other places. If you see dead bugs, dirt, and other disgusting stuff I suggest you don’t eat there.

4.Check your food before you eat it. You could find it undercooked, have a dead bug grilled into it, or has hair all over it.

5.Check your receipt to see if they got it right. They could have fooled you to pay 12 dollars just for a burger!

6. I know, this was the most disgusting sacred rules post ever!